31 August 2011

You want to know what's wrong with the world?

This.  This is what's wrong with the world. This is the one god damned thing that if they fixed it, the world would no longer be a shit heap.  If people would learn to fucking leave shit alone already, the world would be a place I could like.

But no. Everything has to be perfected.  Everything has to be improved on, fucking endlessly.  There is never anything good enough, no matter how awesome, or how much better than anything that followed or preceded it.  Some shit head has to go and make it accessible.

If the series is picked up each episode would feature a new song from the Blues Brothers Band.
Anne Beatts described it: "It would be 'Route 66' meets 'Glee,' and it all goes to hell in a handbasket."

HA, MOTHERFUCKING HA!  This is sure to be some awesome madcap adventure!  Full of hi-jinks and lessons for the family and please die already.  You stupid shits.  Dan Akroyd, I can kind of forgive for this (but not really, he should die...). He's an aspie, and probably broke as fuck. The rest of the team, presumably not out of work since the early 90's, can go eat a dick.

As an exercise for the reader, I will leave this, and ask you to figure out how it ties in with my theory of why the world sucks ass.

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