Rise up my minions!

It's time to invade the surface and subjugate the day walkers!  If they'll put up with shit like this, then our despotic rule will actually be seen as sweet release from their cares.

Under AB 889, household “employers” (aka “parents”) who hire a babysitter on a Friday night will be legally obligated to pay at least minimum wage to any sitter over the age of 18 (unless it is a family member), provide a substitute caregiver every two hours to cover rest and meal breaks, in addition to workers' compensation coverage, overtime pay, and a meticulously calculated timecard/paycheck.

So, my darling morlocks, it is time to leave our caverns and dominate and enslave the Eloi.

They are cattle, after all...