It'll need a name change

Thorium is apparently the fuel of the future. It's going to need a name change if it's going to get widespread use, because at least here in the south, most folks aren't cool with pagan gods.  I'd suggest jesusium.  Then the christers are happy that we all get to hear the word jesus more often, and people like me would be happy that we get to burn jesus every single day for the rest of eternity.  Win-win, right?