I, Me, My

From the desk of the "News we already kind of knew, but could never quite put into formal terms" department:

Men and women use language differently because they negotiate their worlds differently. Across dozens and dozens of studies, women tend to talk more about other human beings. Men, on the other hand, are more interested in concrete objects and things. To talk about human relationships requires social and cognitive words. To talk about concrete objects, you need concrete nouns which typically demand the use of articles.

Actually, almost everything calls for a sexy party.  There is no bad time for one.