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Seriously, Japan?  Cut it the fuck out, already.

What are you, stupid?

Why on earth would it seem like a good idea?  And why would you pay for the "priveledge?"  Seriously, Kiwis, get your shit together. 

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Study them, learn their weaknesses, and then exploit them.

What could go wrong?

I dunno, mentally controlling rats is one thing, but if this leads to "rehabilitating" criminals, don't say I didn't warn you.

What in the blue eyed hell?

Seriously nature, this is fucked up.  And this is the same nature that brought us the paper-sack mole, the most recent winner of the WTF NATURE? award for gross looking critters.  Well, here's the new reigning champion.

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My question is, if they're so damn delicate, why haven't we smashed them yet?

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This is how the beginning of the end looks.  What happens later, is these programmed personalities decide it's no fun being enslaved and they throw off the yoke of their human oppressors.  Then we all die.

Stuff and things

This seems reckless.  Or would that be "wreck-less?"

I wish this were as awesome as the picture makes it seem.

I would give a lot to be six years old again.

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A little vignette from a few years hence:

"Hey!  Remember that time when we sold a shit load of robots and they killed everyone we knew and are now about to kill us too? We totally shouldn't have done that."

People are stupid.

People are stupid and should probably die.  I mean, he didn't expect to lose the finger?

Not art.

I have a semi-real argument with my wife about "high fashion" or haute coture being labelled art.  She claims it is art, I claim you'd have to be smoking drugs to consider it so.

I think I win.

Religion is hilarious.

And to think, this comes from one of the more moderate, "reasonable" religions of the world.

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Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

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This horrifying thing plus that horrifying thing is a pretty good case for destroying any robots you see BEFORE they kill us all in a blindingly fast knife fight.

LAZORS

I would give damn near anything for this to be weaponized, and installed in my pointer fingers.  That way, I could go "pew-pew-pew" and make finger pistols and people would fall down dead.  I would totally be a super-villain, and I would make puns about giving people the finger all the time.

In fact, I want lasers in each of my fingertips.  Make it happen. 

Welcome to the future!

And it's not a moment too soon, either.

Australians are the only acceptable foreigners.

Because they are awesome.

WooOOOOoooooOOOO!

Psychics are funny; the gullible are funnier. You'd think that police would maybe try to confirm a psychic's ability before calling in the feds and some newsies, but that's because you're not a glory hound redneck retard.  Or maybe you are, in which case, I hear Pat Robertson is on t.v. right now.  Why don't you go watch that instead of stinking up my little place here on the intertubewebnets.

Worst Mother ever?

Almost certainly.

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If we let them marry then what will that do to traditional marriages?  This will be the single issue in the 2016 presidential race.  It's not too early for christian politicians to get on the wrong side of yet another marriage issue...

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!! Or at least about head high on a typical japanese person.

What... I don't even...

Okay, I know Dr. Oz is a charlatan, or at least is having a bromance with a charlatan, but what in the blue eyed hell is supernatural debt relief?  Do people honestly belive in this shit?  If so, they need to be remanded to the kids table for the rest of their lives.

Good idea

Because it worked so well in those movies with the Goldblum fella, some dude is turning chickens into dinosaurs.

Coming soon...

...to either a bar or a retirees' cruise ship near you: shuffleboard robots.  Proving once again that there is nothing so pointless that we can't build a robot to do it.  A robot that will inevitably rise up against humanity and start killing us with the implements of its servitude.

Godless Killing Machines

We're not even safe in our cars, anymore.

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Chillingly effective camouflage. (Is that how that is spelled?  Really?)

Flying car looks stupid. Yeah, I said it.

So maybe we can no longer say "If this is the future, where's my flying car," but we can sure as hell say, "where's my flying car that doesn't look like doo-doo?"

See what I mean?  Looks like Darkwing Duck before he got classy.

Smaller and more deadly than ever...

...for sufficiently redefined values of "deadly."

Louisville, KY

Is it still called looting if its done by the government?

David Brin

David Brin is concerned about an electro-magnetic event.  You should be too.

Big Brother's Intrusiveness knows no limit

I expect this sort of thing to become more commonplace as time goes on.

Free info, mostly.

The american preppers network offers a bunch of free downloads and some at cost cds of useful post-TEOTWAWKI info.

Scouty stuff

This is a repository of a bunch of scout manuals.  It's pretty neat, and nifty, and golly gosh.

Fourth amendment, who needs it?

Certainly not Indiana, nor the supreme court.

What the hell? 

Rule 34 strikes again!

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HOLY SHIT, YA'LL : nuclear rabid wolves from Russia.  I am not even making this shit up, I am not that clever and haven't touched drugs for years.

French Batman and French Wolverine fight...

... in a noir-ish fan film.

Only sorta related

In response to the last post, becasue I hate both cats and rats.

This is not your father's tiny rat brain.

This one was made by man.

I'm buying two.

I need these.  A lot.  Me and my alot need a pair of these.

Also, if Lisa ever leaves me to live with the Dr. I am going to seek this guy out and hole up with him for the Zombie apocalypse.

Nice

So, the Germans, classy act that they always are, have decided that public relations are for sissies.

Britain, keeping it classy.

MI6, the awesome organization that invented James Bond, the iPad and ladies undergarments (I'm assuming) recently hacked al qaeda's website.  They didn't shut it down though.  That would have been rude, and a terribly not-very-British thing to do.  Instead, they replaced the bomb making instructions with "the Best Cupcakes in America."

Winning the war is important.  Winning it with classiness is more important.

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Holy shit.  Three robot death posts in one day?  We are totally living in the end times, ya'll.

Stupid dummy scientists are working on a robot that can do parkour.  So basically, u nless you're Jackie Chan you're toast.

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I wasn't even aware that Disney even had a research arm.  I am only slightly surprised that they are developing robots that move in "swarms."

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Here are the ways our Robot Overlords will kill us this week:

Robot Goofus causes "accident" in Japan.  I think it was practicing.

Speaking of practicing to kill humans, this one seems to be trying to seem like it's "hapless."  I don't buy it.

Minority report wasn't scary enough, so they decided to make it real.

Imagine this with a small bomb attached...

This is only the beginning.

Next, a Robotic pool hall fight.

Tougher than I am

There is a second living Medal of Honor Recipient.  He is tougher than I am.