The UK has it's priorities straight.

Perky Boobs are more important than almost anything.

Dr Joanna Scurr said everyday bras do not provide enough  support, which can lead to pain and even sagging.
An expert in breast movement, she said sports bras should be a compulsory part of PE kit, being as essential as mouthguards worn for hockey or rugby.

How the fuck can I get THAT job?  I know maybe ten people on earth I WOULDN'T kill for the opportunity to be paid as an "expert in breast movement."