Fear the Future, the very NEAR future...

Aw... isn't it cute? They let the robot tweet.  The big question, to my mind at least, is how are you going to fit your demands for world domination into 140 characters?

Second question?  Who decided to put a killer robot in a tin can with our most expensive humans ever?  Nice move, international space community.  This is why you can't have nice things.

Also, has anyone thought to program these into the evil machine?
  

0.  A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.