Wait...

You plot revenge for thirty years, and this is the best you've got?  Wow.  You fail at being a crazy axe-wielding maniac, and I know for certain thats a career field with pretty low standards.  You don't even need community college to start out.

David Millington, 37, then launched an attack on a security guard at a Morrisons in Wolverhampton over a grudge he had held since he was seven years old.
He went to the supermarket wearing a tool belt that contained kitchen knives and a makeshift shield, the city's crown court heard.
Millington chased Andrew Osbourne, who he knew from his childhood, through the store before being tackled to the ground by manager Michael Walsh.