Public Relations Pro Tip of the day:

If you'd like to be taken seriously, you know, like a grown up, then don't do shit like this:

Mass. Witches Assembling to End Tim Tebow's Season, Keep Tom Brady's Alive

Witches Lorelei and Lori Bruno were scheduled to hold a seance at noon today – Friday the 13th – at Haven Crow Corner in Salem, Mass. to fix a win for the Pats. 

“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei told the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”

Remember this lesson, and you'll rarely embarass yourself.