20 January 2012

New Date for the Apocalypse

You heard it here first, the world will end 27May2012.

As a matter of other dates that God revealed to me, through Jesus Christ, it was given earlier that Trumpets of 2008 was the beginning of the 1335 day count in the Book of Daniel that leads up to the return of Jesus Christ on May 27, 2012. The day of Christ’s return is on Pentecost which pictures the 144,000 who will return with him to reign on earth, and the beginning of this announcement to the Church was on Trumpets (2008) which announces the coming of the Messiah as King of kings. How awesome is that to understand?

Pretty fucking awesome, amiright?


Anyone else feel weird that heaven is apparently going to be full of chicks with big tits and poorly dressed males?  I'm pretty sure that wearing miniskirts and platform sandals is an immediate disqualifier...


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