Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme

I'm voting for him. If we're going to have the re-education centers anyway, I'd prefer they were Dental Re-education centers.  Besides, any man who can make that many puns in one sentence without breaking a smile deserves to have access to the big red button in the oval office.

When a crazy man in a wizard hat is your best choice for president, maybe it's time to call the whole thing off... just sayin'.