"The possums are coming….”

Not only is Fred a brigand (and likely as not to steal from little old women on their way to church to donate their last coin to the Starving Children Fund*) but he also is apparently against nude beaches for mutants:

Indicates nude beach for mutants. A country that encourages harlotry and promiscuity among the genetically differently-abled is clearly reprehensible.

Who is this evil obviously white man (but I repeat myself) to say that our neighbors the cousin/nephew/sister hybrid can't enjoy a little sun on the un-seen parts of their freakishly piecemeal bodies?  That's just small minded.

These are the mutants he meant, right? What's the problem here, Fred?

* - The Starving Children Fund is obviously a scam; everyone knows you can starve a child for free nowadays.  And yet, no one tells the elderly that the times have changed, and Dr. Malthus provides care free of charge.  The old ones are the REAL victims here.