19 November 2011

Michael Caine

(The wife should get the joke in the title after she reads this... I don't expect anyone else to do so.)

Remember how in my first post I said I might post about pretty ladies sometimes?  Well, here it is.

The study, conducted by Harvard University researchers, found the face of an attractive woman triggers the same reward centres in a man's brain as the narcotic.
Test subjects were shown images of attractive females, and brain imaging scans revealed that reward circuitry fired off when they looked at comely faces.
A prominent curved forehead*, eyes, nose and mouth located relatively low, large eyes, round cheeks and a small chin were among the features men found most attractive.

So here's a pro-tip for the "porn and pancakes" church: if you want men to stop with the porn, start passing out drugs.



Drugs, not hugs.  And by hugs, I mean masturbation. So like, your hand, hugging your naughty bits.


(* - Yes, it's bolded on purpose, because some people I know are sensitive about being the apellation "dolphin head.")

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