Lying pack of liars.

The White House has denied any knowledge of aliens, which as we all know means they're here, they're among us, and they're going to kill us all.  In fact, there's probably one right behind you as we speak.  Or even in the next room.  How would you know, have you looked in there in the last minute or so?  That's way more time than an alien needs to sneak into a dark room that your back is turned towards.



How do you know this isn't going on in the other room, right now?  You don't, do you?  Why don't you go check?