So, do we blame the wife who smashed the Star Wars toy collection , or the obvious pedophile who killed her for doing so?
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| Seriously, look at him. His face just screams "catholic priest." |
Items for consideration:
1. The wife was pretty, young and asian.
2. She had a name that started with "porn."
3. The dude probably has a van with "Free Candy, fireworks and puppy dogs" painted on the side.
4. His name is creepy. "La-touche" Tell me that doesn't scare the hell out of you.
Here's the real clencher, though:
5. The first thing he did after murdering his hot-young-asian-porn-wife is run to his momma and cry in her lap like a four year old.
This man was obviously out of his league in more than one way with this woman, and so is to blame. Not solely responsible, as his friends should have talked him out of importing a tiger mother stand in for a wife.
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