08 July 2011

Fear the Future (22)

IEEE asks: Should we automate intimacy?  Answer: HELL NO!  Robots that love us before they kill us?  Maybe Robots that kill us in a jealous rage? Terrible idea.

Also, why is this a good idea?  Because soccer is for pansies.  Pansies that fall down and cry if you touch their shirt.  I am all for weakling robots.  Even better if they're European.  Unless they're from the part of Europe that produced Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones, because then we're all fucked.  Imagine Bullet Tooth Tony, but with functioning bullet teeth.

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