It's almost like it doesn't work

We had a minister come by the office today and offer us free rain gauges.  His church had a prayer meeting last month to pray for rain and an end to the drought. He said they'd had 200 or so rain gauges with bible verses on them (mat 7:7 - ask and it shall be given) but they haven't been able to give them away.  Not even to the people in his church who attended the prayer meeting.

I asked if he had one at home.  He said, "no, there hasn't been any need to put one up. Doesn't look like there will be any time soon, either."

He may have been the saddest looking preacher I've ever seen, and I almost feel bad for laughing at him.  If it weren't for the fact that he's a preacher and thereby deserves scorn and ridicule, that is. The slow dawning of comprehension is going to be painful for the south.

Suck it, bitches!