Fear the Future! (Pandemic Edition)

I can think of few ways I'd rather die than Bird Flu.  Something that sounds so damnably cute has to be awesome, right?  I mean, BIRD FLU? Who names these diseases?  I would have called it "bloody genitals."  Maybe the disease doesn't actually involve bloody genitals, but it would sure as hell sound a lot scarier than "bird flu."

Here's a tip, science guys: Birds Are Not Scary.  Mr. Hitchcock helped us resolve our fear of them through exposure therapy.

Also? I'm no longer afraid of homicidal transvestites.  Thanks, Mr. Hitchcock!