Showing posts with label i'm gonna burn for this. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i'm gonna burn for this. Show all posts

26 January 2012

So, is he saying he's a rapist?

Some councilman just admitted to being a rapist, I think.

“I would say to continue to advocate for the instrumentalities of violence is contrary to a large group of people in this community,” Brown said during Monday's meeting. “The fact that you see me standing up here, I represent that segment of this community, the community that often times you will find yourself dealing with in a negative manner.”

In late October, in the wake of an attempted rape at a popular park in Spartanburg County, Wright implored female residents to obtain concealed weapons permits, saying that residents need to fight back. The comments made national news and precipitated a spike in interest in concealed weapons classes.


Unless there has been a spate of white folks shooting black folks, this man needs to reconsider how he says things.  Essentially, he just said "I am a rapist, please don't shoot me."

My advice to politicians is simply this: "shut the fuck up, you lousy piece of shit."  This is also my advice to teenagers, straight people, gays, baby-boomers, gen-x douchebags, gen-y lard-asses,  the elderly,the religious, military members, civilians and cripples.  I can't wait until I'm asked to speak at a high school graduation. It's going to be the most popular lynching in history.   Ever since that naked jew on a stick about 2000 years ago, anyway.

20 January 2012

Best thing ever (of the week)

Fundies Say the Darndest Things is a collection of the weird ass shit that fundamentalist christers say on the intertubes.

Hitler wanted Germany (and possibly the rest of Europe) to be Islamic. The Leftists in Europe are fulfilling his dream. With America continually becoming more and more and more Euro-peon-ized that may happen here.
I hope this quote is typical.  I  really, really do.

16 August 2011

Fear the Future

Something a little more light-hearted than the impending christian identity theocracy due to fall upon us?  How about the robo-apocalypse?

I'm beginning to think I need to get behind the robot makers and pray to Robot Jesus to hasten the day of his coming.

11 August 2011

The UK has it's priorities straight.

Perky Boobs are more important than almost anything.

Dr Joanna Scurr said everyday bras do not provide enough  support, which can lead to pain and even sagging.
An expert in breast movement, she said sports bras should be a compulsory part of PE kit, being as essential as mouthguards worn for hockey or rugby.
How the fuck can I get THAT job?  I know maybe ten people on earth I WOULDN'T kill for the opportunity to be paid as an "expert in breast movement."