Vampire Attacks Old Man's Face

Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for:

A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.

“I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis

What the fuck Yogi?

Asshole bear interrupts Moment of Americana, flees.  Sadly, is not shot or even stabbed.

What in the blue eyed hell?

Seriously nature, this is fucked up.  And this is the same nature that brought us the paper-sack mole, the most recent winner of the WTF NATURE? award for gross looking critters.  Well, here's the new reigning champion.

Good idea

Because it worked so well in those movies with the Goldblum fella, some dude is turning chickens into dinosaurs.

Godless Killing Machines

We're not even safe in our cars, anymore.

Fear the Future (6)

HOLY SHIT, YA'LL : nuclear rabid wolves from Russia.  I am not even making this shit up, I am not that clever and haven't touched drugs for years.