The lousy 99.999%

Making the rest of us look bad again. (skip to about the 00:55 sec mark and watch the cops hand on the right side of the car.)

Also, I don't know how to embed videos so here is a heartwarming picture of Farmer Hogget and his loyal pig instead.

Tasty, loyal, and he saved the farm in the second movie.  What can this pig NOT do?