Evil Dead Update (yes, "already")

It looks like Phil Collins daughter will not only be the quipping heroine of the film, she'll also be doing heroine in this film.  Is there any way, short of including singing CGI rodents, to make this movie any more of a mess?

 The new take on the film is said to have a drug subplot--because the truest "Book of the Dead" will always be the one you snort cocaine off, kids--and Mia will apparently be at the center of that, as her reason for journeying to the remote cabin setting is to detox away from all the temptations of the drug-filled cities we live in.

Oh, I guess there is a way to make it worse.  Take the fun out of the damn thing.  Good to know I'll be saving 8 bucks somewhere down the road...

So, this 90 pound, barely pubescent girl is going to fight demons?  Not likely.